Got me Shook!!!

So...I was out on the balcony having my nightly smoke, a little creeped out from watching the massachusetts haunting or whatever its called. anyways... Im outside smoking my cigarette and I start hearing these scratching noises, so I just think its my mind considering I just finished the movie. So I continue with my smoke when I see the cooler fall from the table. Now I'm spooked. I aint not b*tch though so I remain calm and continue with my smoke. Next I see the cooler moving on the ground so I'm like what the F, I feel this thing brush past my leg, I aint no b*tch but you gotta know where to draw the line. I run inside and grab the flashlight and start peeking out the closed glass door. To my surprise I see this damn squirel just chilling on the wall looking at me, I was like shiet!! I think I should quit smoking lol.